Ready to adopt
🌿 Barely hanging on
Sloth Nuggie
Highly rated
Sloth Nuggie stays calm — not because life is easy, but because freaking out sounds exhausting. Though he may be just one branch away from a meltdown, he hangs in there, taking life one slow, deliberate step at a time. 🌿
$40.00
🌿 Sloth adoption includes
- Tiny little claws 🌿 — Sloth's signature
- The Sloth Sad Nuggie Plush — approx 10″ tall
- Adoption certificate & pledge
- Holographic collector's card
- Health card
- Sauce, drink & side mini stickers
- Pickup available at Sad Nuggie Warehouse
- Ships from Canada 🍁
- Adoption Kit included
Sloth's papers
Every Sad Nuggie travels with official adoption documents and undergoes a health check before they're cleared for adoption. Here's Sloth Nuggie's document and health report.
Sad Nuggie Adoption Bureau
Passport · Nuggie Citizen

— official adoption photo —
Sloth Nuggie
Issued by the Sad Nuggie Adoption Bureau
Birthday
May 6
Star sign
Taurus
Place of origin
Costa Rica
Favourite food
Leaves
Cleared for adoption
SNMC health check approved
What adopters say
5.0
So loveable
So loveable and adorable. I love my sloth nuggie so much.
M
MysterySkeleton
Verified adopter
Soft and cuddly
My sloth nuggie is soft and cuddly. Everything was packaged nicely. I love my sloth nuggie and all the little goodies she came with!
J
Janelle
Verified adopter
Sloth sad nuggie
My grandson is obsessed with sloths. He loves him and named him Marshmallow.
T
Trish Collins
Verified adopter
Free with every adoption
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Adopted!
Sloth Nuggie has slooowly made their way into your fry basket, ready for a new home.
